Total Medals Earned: 3,411 (From 685 different games.) Total Medal Score: 55,925 Points
Medals Earned: 4/10 (185/410 points)
detonate 20 fireworks in a single chain
clear a level in only one click
clear three levels in only one click
clear five levels in only one click
detonate 75 Mortar fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 75 Meteor fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 75 Wheel fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 75 Titanium Salute fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 75 Sprinkler fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 100 shielded fireworks in a single gameplay
Medals Earned: 6/15 (100/405 points)
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Have a spike at the end of the game
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 5/6 (25/35 points)
Stop to vibrate :D
Play the game another time!
Start to vibrate :D
Keep Going!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play for a lot of time!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (255/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 3/5 (300/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (75/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Get to 100m
Get to 450m